22 December 2011

HAPPY HO HO GO! (w/ TryClops & WomenOfFewWords)


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Thank you,
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thanks in advance for your support, everyone!! :) peace,...~go

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2nd (and final) design submission...

Your design submission is up for scoring! 

The next ((( 6 ))) days determine the fate of your design! The best thing you can do now is promote your design as hard as you can to your friends, fans & family. We've put together a set of tools you can use to do this, check it out: 

((( http://www.threadless.com/submission/390824/WomanOfFewWords?streetteam=Greg+Oakes )))

But don't limit yourself just to these tools... you just put a ton of effort into creating a design for Threadless. If you really want to see it printed, get out there and promote it anywhere you can! 

Thank you,
Threadless.com
...
thanks in advance for your support, everyone!! :) peace,...~go

famous blue raincoat

o it's four in the morning
end of december,
writing you now just to
see if you're better

01 December 2011

Update 265

Good news everybody! The giant floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean isn't as big as once was believed! It's only TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!!! Clearly it's all working. Clearly things are fine. Carry on.

Update 666 (For those who hate Freedom)

Get ready, Manitoba! Any second now, your borders are about to be overrun by lazy unemployed people looking for handouts, criminals attracted by your "hug a thug" policy, your economy is about to collapse, and all your media is about to be co-opted by the government to print extra copies of "The Communist Manifesto." And then they'll take away your guns and silence all opposition. At least, I THINK that's what happens when you elect an NDP gov't, isn't it?


p.s. I know this is true because I read it on the Internet.

Update 444

Yep, it's official. Next year for Halloween I'm going as a slutty noodle. Because, I'll be, like, a noodle, y'know? Except I'll be a slutty one! It's quite brilliant, really.

Update 333

I'm working on a new kind of literature called AngLOL-Saxon, where every line of heroic Old English poetry ends with an Internet-ism and some trolling. "Exiled, far from kin, the weary-faced man makes his path out upon the whale-road. / LOL! What's a whale-road?! Whales don't drive cars, dumbass! FAIL!"

Update 222

I still don't know Canada has managed to dodge the whole Economic Crisis thing, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with our government putting up more pictures of the Queen. During unstable times, you simply can't have enough pictures of the Queen around.