St Paddy's day on Crescent street
if your judgement fails
then you're DONE
done like that scrawny guy
the bouncer pushed him against the wall
he was starting shit
but then they gave him shit
and he was kicked out
his eyes bugging out of his scrawny shell
done like that girl
who sat beside me and who couldn't believe that
most people in montreal speak two languages
she showed me her fake ID
the picture on the card looked like a plastic doll
she said "doesn't it look like me?"
then she left without paying for her drink
done like that guy
who told my african friend that she was beautiful
then asked if her hair was real
he was grotesquely muscular
he was wearing a shirt that read "IRON MAN"
done like the girl
who was lying on the wet concrete
she was shrieking incomprehensibly
all her friends were standing around her worried
i went to feel a pulse, then the EMS came
she was only wearing one shoe
Then i went home in a cab
both me and the cabbie agreed
that their parents would be very disappointed
if they knew
8 comments:
Where do they get this idea from?
26 million hits.
"fun fun fun fun" -read like zombie
oops forgot the cursed link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
"fun fun fun fun... yeah!"
"party party party party... yeah!"
oh no, its rebecca black, the new justin bieber!
By the way, isn't it really dangerous how they're all standing in the backseat of a moving convertible, most likely intoxicated?
...with a 13 yo driver, on their way to meet a 35 yo (the black guy driving the other car).
...Afterwaaaarrrds.
cool poem
or the death metal version if you prefer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c&feature=player_embedded#at=90
(and good poem too, I see Edward Gorey pictures as I read it)
Thanks Dave, I was in blissful ignorance about Rebecca Black before-now I can't get the cursed song out of my head! :)
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