Update 666 (For those who hate Freedom)

Get ready, Manitoba! Any second now, your borders are about to be overrun by lazy unemployed people looking for handouts, criminals attracted by your "hug a thug" policy, your economy is about to collapse, and all your media is about to be co-opted by the government to print extra copies of "The Communist Manifesto." And then they'll take away your guns and silence all opposition. At least, I THINK that's what happens when you elect an NDP gov't, isn't it?


p.s. I know this is true because I read it on the Internet.

Update 444

Yep, it's official. Next year for Halloween I'm going as a slutty noodle. Because, I'll be, like, a noodle, y'know? Except I'll be a slutty one! It's quite brilliant, really.

Update 333

I'm working on a new kind of literature called AngLOL-Saxon, where every line of heroic Old English poetry ends with an Internet-ism and some trolling. "Exiled, far from kin, the weary-faced man makes his path out upon the whale-road. / LOL! What's a whale-road?! Whales don't drive cars, dumbass! FAIL!"

Update 222

I still don't know Canada has managed to dodge the whole Economic Crisis thing, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with our government putting up more pictures of the Queen. During unstable times, you simply can't have enough pictures of the Queen around.

Update 652

There are about 500 million people on this here social networking site. Which seems like a lot, but if you think about it, it's only about 7% of the world's population. Which means that if you have a Facebook account, you're part of the 7%. Not the 99%, but the 7%.


Comment: ‎7.145827145827, actually.

Update Double-oh-log

No time to plan? There's still time to whiten. Now, in only two hours, you can have noticeably whiter teeth. New WHITE STRIPS from CREST.

Don't be normal! Lose some weight! Bleach your teeth! Win on Facebook! Be part of the 7%!

What do you guys think of this?

Anybody know who painted this?

A friend of mine has asked me to do a reproduction of this piece, but I can't find a good reference. Any ideas? I was thinking it kind've looked like an old Dali, but can't find anything on line....anyone have a suggestion?

Grinch

"Easy being Green it is Not" - Peter Deseve

Yoda

Update 444

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.

--Sylvia Plath

Update 542

I have a confession to make. I like a John Mayer song right now. I just listened to it a bunch of times on YouTube. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm part of the 1%. Or, like, the 7% anyway. Definitely the 7%.


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